look what the cat dragged in

townsvillain:

philolspice:

townsvillain:

why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior 

because nudes are real

image

vulture-kvlture:

hahahaaha

vulture-kvlture:

hahahaaha

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas

ohabutt:

in  middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity

jesuschristvevo:

hammahdolo808:

jesuschristvevo:

cute …. loves attention …. always hungry …. sleeps a lot …. i show all the symptoms of being a dog

That’s why you’re called a bitch

yo u better watch ur shit

mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*